There’s been a lot of excitement over here at Kickass Central recently. Stuff that would make for great blog posts in the hands of a better, possibly less attractive blogger. But I just can’t seem to connect the dots for some reason. Not sure why that is.
So instead of a “real” post, today’s blog will be dedicated to Steve McNair, and therefore… ummm… riddled with bullets. (What, too soon?)
Firstly, everyone should head over to my brother’s blog today and wish him some heartfelt congratulations. Do it! Do it now!! The Brown Cottons Stork brought him a spanking new baby boy this week, which is very exciting news. (Exciting for the baby, that is, in that he gets to be my nephew. That’s like winning the Uncle Lottery.) Also, I’d be willing to bet $10 that Mike already has the baby signed up for Little League next spring. You have to start kids early you know.
The overall level of House Humpery going on at Kasa de Kickass has increased exponentially in recent weeks. Angie & I have decided to put an end to the haunting, sleepless nights of dilapidated homeownership, and have declared a jihad on our house and all its inhabitants. So every day when I come home from work I find Angie painting, or sanding, or refinishing something. Which is fantastic, btw. I figure she’s about 3 weeks away from taking on the Cobra Kai at the All Valley Karate Championships. Either way, we’re going to keep going until we’re finished and/or broke. Picturey goodness to follow.
I’m practically all alone at work today. There are a lot of folks out on vacation this week, and my coworker Dave just left to go to the dentist. Personally, I never go to the dentist, because we all know teeth are for gay people. I mean, why else would fairies come pick them up? Regardless, given the level of solitude I have at work today, I think I’m going to go hit the driving range during lunch and smack around some golf balls. Giddy-freakin-up.
In Blog News, I’ve been trying to update my stupid award-winning movie review site a bit more regularly, and so I’m always interested in suggestions. Anyone seen any good movies recently? Please to be making recommendations in the comments section.
In Additional Blog News, I finally got around to re-updatening my blogroll over there to the right. And I’m sure I accidentally left some people off of there. If that’s the case, just shoot me a message and I’ll add you. And by “message” of course I mean “$20.” My new kitchen isn’t going to pay for itself.
Since you’re all alone at work today I dare (double, no triple dog) you to take off your pants and see how long you can get away with it before someone catches you. Please to be posting the results later. KTHXBAI.
Bravo on keeping us all up to date, and be sure to supervise Angie to make sure she is painting up and down and waxing on and off correctly.
You know I’ve got movie suggestions.
Let’s see…I just watched Twilight. (OMFG it was so amazing! Robert Pattinson is so dreamy and sparkly! Like diamonds!!!) Kidding!
Oooh! Have you seen The Proposition with Guy Pierce? That’s a total “dude” movie. You should check it out.
Of COURSE Gwen has the best idea- I second that motion and I quadruple dog dare you to take off your pants. I’ll even up the ante and offer you a shiny new quarter if you do it.
Unfortunately, with all the work that we’ve been doing to the house, I’m the one who will be battling it out with Cobra Kai. My wife is playing the Miyagi to my Daniel…but she won’t even catch a fly with chopsticks. She still makes me do that shit.
I’m thinking that my other half and I will go broke before we finish the house. Or so it feels anyway.
I thought for sure your were going to write a blog about Steve McNair being a dumb ass. Seriously. There had to be some indication that woman (child) would be crazy enough to shoot someone. And FOUR times at that.
Anyway. The comment about fairies and teeth made me laugh out loud at my desk. I would thank you, but since I just got back from being told I did crack and bruise my rib it hurt. Damn you.
We watched Revolutionary Road and The Reader….both have great potential but are not five star quality. I watched Confessions of a Shopaholic with a friend. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. And not even fab couture to look at….We did watch American Gangster last night and while it is not new, it is fantastic.
Love your blog name.
I’ve already congratulated your bro, now where is the paypal link to give you money to pimp out my extremely boring blog, beyotch?
I’ve got 2 words for your Extraneous Flickassery:
Bride – Wars
(So glad I could help.)
